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Free chapter · Legendary Biographies No. 240

from One Hundred and Sixty-Seven, a biography of Theodore Roosevelt Jr.

Chapter 1The Brownstone

by Theodore Pemberton · 4,059 words · about 17 minutes

Foreword

I have written about a good many men who were easy to dislike, and it turns out to be a habit that spoils you for the other kind.

When you spend three years inside the papers of somebody who ordered a city shelled or a minority deported, the moral work is done before you sit down. The difficulty is technical: getting the chain of command right, finding the order, establishing who knew what on which morning. Nobody has to be talked out of anything. The reader arrives ready.

Theodore Roosevelt is not that job, and I want to say at the front that he very nearly got away from me.

He is the most entertaining human being I have ever had to keep an eye on. Six weeks into the reading I caught myself doing something I have never done with a subject, which was looking forward to the next box. There is the asthmatic child carried through Manhattan at night in a carriage because moving air opened his chest. There is the twenty-two-year-old who wrote the standard technical history of a naval war before he had been to sea. There is the widower who went to Dakota and rode roundup with two bullets' worth of Eastern contempt to work off, and the police commissioner prowling the Bowery at two in the morning to catch his own patrolmen asleep, and the man who took a bullet in the chest outside a Milwaukee hotel and gave the speech anyway because the audience had come to hear him, and the fifty-five-year-old ex-President who went down an unmapped Amazon tributary and nearly did not come back.

That is not a life. That is a serial, and it was written by a professional, and the professional was him.

Which brings me to why this book is built the way it is.

Roosevelt published something like thirty-five books and wrote perhaps a hundred and fifty thousand letters, and almost all of it was composed for eventual publication, much of it while he was running for something. He is the best-documented American of his century and he is his own principal witness, and those two facts are not compatible. The Rough Riders thins two Black regiments out of a charge they fought in beside him. The Autobiography of 1913, six hundred pages long, does not contain his first wife. The Badlands books are the only source for most of the Badlands. When a man of that talent is the only person in the room with a pen, the room he describes is a room he built.

So the rule of this book, kept to on every page, is that his prose is used for voice and never for fact. Where a beat rests on him alone, the page says so. Where a corroborating document exists, in the Library of Congress papers or the Harvard collection or the regimental returns or the Navy files or the Smithsonian field books or Colonel Rondon's Brazilian records, the page uses that instead. And where the corroboration simply is not there, the book says that out loud rather than smoothing it over, which happens more often than the shelf of existing biographies would lead you to expect.

Three of the most famous sentences in the Roosevelt literature turned out, on inspection, to have no printing anybody can point to. That did not make them false. It made them unusable in the way I had intended to use them, which is a different and more annoying problem, and the reader will find each one flagged where it falls.

The other discipline is structural, and it is the one I would defend hardest.

The set pieces in this life are so strong that a writer enjoying himself will produce a boys' adventure with a short chapter of regret near the end. I have seen it done. So the moral accounting in this book is not deferred: the four volumes of racial doctrine are read at length in Chapter Six, in the first third; the Black regulars are inside the charge in Chapter Ten, at the midpoint, not in a coda; Samar is Chapter Twelve, in the middle of the presidency where it belongs administratively; and the presidency ends not on the conservation record but on Fort Brown.

Which is where the title comes from. In August of 1906, on the word of a town that had produced no evidence, Theodore Roosevelt discharged a hundred and sixty-seven Black soldiers of the Twenty-Fifth Infantry without honor, without a trial, without a charge, several of them with more than twenty years in the Army, and held the announcement until after the November elections. Booker T. Washington asked him to reconsider. He refused, defended the order for the rest of his life, and never apologized. The Army reversed it in 1972. Two men were still alive to be told.

I am aware that a book which puts that number on its cover will be read as a prosecution, and it is not one. The conservation record is real and is the largest gift any president has made to the American future. The Square Deal is real. The peace of Portsmouth is real. The man was brave to a degree that is difficult to write about without sounding like a schoolboy, and he was brave when nobody was watching, which is the only test that counts.

All of it is his, and so is Fort Brown, and the book you are holding declines to trade any of it against any of the rest.

Vivian Ashcombe London, July 2026

Chapter 1 · The Brownstone

1858–1876

The attacks came at night. That was the cruelty of the thing: that a boy could go to bed breathing and wake in the dark unable to, sitting bolt upright in a bedroom on the third floor of a brownstone at 28 East 20th Street, pulling at air that would not come. Asthma in the 1860s was not a condition to be managed. It was a visitation. Doctors did not agree on what caused it and agreed even less on what cured it, and so the remedies the Roosevelts tried on their son read now like a catalog of desperation: black coffee, strong enough to stand a spoon in. Cigars, which the boy was made to smoke until he gagged, on the theory that nicotine relaxed whatever it was that had seized. Ipecac to induce vomiting. Whiskey. Trips to the country, trips to the mountains, trips to the sea.

And when none of it worked (and none of it worked) his father would dress, and dress the boy, and carry him downstairs and out into the night, and they would drive. The family carriage moving through the gaslit streets of Manhattan at two and three in the morning, the horse's hooves on the cobblestones, the father holding his son upright so that the moving air might be forced into the small chest by sheer velocity. It is one of the first pictures we have of Theodore Roosevelt, and it is worth holding for a moment, because nearly everything that follows in this book (the hill in Cuba, the river in Brazil, the bullet in Milwaukee, and the 167 men whose ruined careers give this book its title) begins here, in the dark, in a carriage, with a boy learning the one lesson that would organize his entire life: that his body was an enemy, and that the enemy could be fought.

He was born in that house on October 27, 1858, the second of four children, and they called him Teedie. The name Theodore belonged to his father, and it is impossible to understand the son without spending some time on the father, because the son himself never stopped trying to.

Theodore Roosevelt Senior was thirty-six when the boy's asthma began in earnest, a big, bearded, genuinely good man in a city that did not produce very many of them. The Roosevelts were old New York, seven generations of Dutch merchants, the family fortune made in plate glass and banking, the kind of money that no longer needed to be discussed. What distinguished Theodore Senior was what he did with the leisure the money bought. He helped found the Children's Aid Society's Newsboys' Lodging House and then, not content to fund it, spent his Sunday evenings there, among the orphaned and homeless boys who sold papers on the streets, learning their names. He helped found an orthopedic hospital, moved to it in part by his eldest child, Anna (Bamie, the family called her), who had a curvature of the spine. He helped found the Metropolitan Museum of Art. And in 1869, in the front parlor of the house on East 20th Street, one floor below the room where Teedie fought for breath, a group of men signed the founding charter of the American Museum of Natural History.

Hold that fact too. The American Museum of Natural History was born in Theodore Roosevelt's living room when he was ten years old. Half a century later he would stand accused, by his own count, of killing more animals for that museum and its sister in Washington than any man alive, and his defense (we will hear it in full, much later) would be that to condemn him was to condemn the museums themselves. The argument was planted in the parlor before the boy could spell.

His mother planted something different. Martha Bulloch Roosevelt (Mittie) was a Georgia belle in the exact and unironic sense: raised at Bulloch Hall in Roswell, Georgia, on a plantation worked by enslaved people, married north in 1853, and never entirely arrived. She was small, dark-haired, famously beautiful, famously fragile, a woman who dressed in white and took two baths a day and ran her household, her children remembered, the way a lovely guest might. When the war came, it divided the house on 20th Street as neatly as it divided the country. Mittie's brothers went with the Confederacy (one of them, her half-brother James Bulloch, built commerce raiders for the Confederate Navy in England), and Mittie, in the middle of Union New York, quietly packed relief parcels for the South. What her husband did in that war, and did not do, belongs to the next chapter, because it belonged to the next chapter of his son's life too. For now it is enough to say that the Civil War ran straight through the first house Theodore Roosevelt ever knew, that the two people he loved most stood on opposite sides of it, and that nobody in the family was permitted to say so at the dinner table.

So: a sick boy, in a divided house, with a saint for a father and a ghost story for a mother. What did he do with it?

He collected.

It began, by his own telling, at a market stall on Broadway when he was seven years old, where a dead seal was laid out on a slab of wood. Other boys looked at it. Teedie measured it. He came back the next day with a folding rule and took its dimensions, and the day after that, and when the seal was finally sold he talked the fishmonger out of the skull. That skull became the founding specimen of what he grandly named the Roosevelt Museum of Natural History, headquartered in his bedroom and later, after protests from a chambermaid who had found dead mice in the icebox, in the back hall. He kept notebooks (the spelling phonetic, the drawings careful), with titles like "Natural History on Insects," recording observations he insisted were his own and not copied from books, which for a boy of nine was mostly true. He learned taxidermy at twelve or thirteen from John G. Bell, a stiff old craftsman with a shop on Broadway who had, decades before, gone up the Missouri with Audubon himself. The boy came home smelling of arsenic (the preservative was worked into the skins by hand), and the specimens migrated through the brownstone: birds in the bedroom, a snapping turtle tied to a leg of the washstand, mice in the cold storage. His mother despaired. His father, who had helped charter a museum, could hardly object.

The museum had staff, after a fashion, because the house had children, and the three of them deserve their introductions here, since each carries a thread the rest of this book will pull. Anna (Bamie) was the eldest, and the household's other invalid: a curvature of the spine, years in a brace, treatments at her father's orthopedic hospital; and out of that childhood she built not a Teedie-style body-project but something rarer, a first-class executive intelligence with no office ever provided for it, so that she spent seventy years running the family (its houses, its crises, in due course its orphaned children and its presidents), from armchairs, the sibling everyone, including eventually cabinet officers, went to when a thing had to be fixed. Corinne, the youngest, was the audience: quick, warm, worshipful, the keeper and eventual publisher of the family's memory, which is why so much of what we know arrives in her voice and why this book keeps pausing to say so. And between the invalids came Elliott, and the listener should attend to Elliott, because in the brownstone years he was the family's answer to every anxiety Teedie raised. Elliott was the healthy one: handsome, athletic, effortlessly charming, a better rider, a better shot, the brother who did not wheeze, the natural, and the earliest surviving letters show the sick elder brother measuring himself against the whole younger one with an envy he worked hard to convert into admiration. Hold the two boys side by side on the piazza (the gasping one hauling at the bars, the golden one excelling without trying), and hold the family's comfortable assumption about which of them nature had marked for a long, victorious life. The assumption was wrong, in the cruelest inversion the family's story contains, and when the bill for it arrives, in a later chapter, it will arrive at the door of the strong one.

It is easy to make this charming, and most tellings do. But look at what the collecting actually was. Here is a child who cannot run, cannot roughhouse, cannot count on his own lungs from one night to the next, and he responds by building an institution with himself as director, imposing order on the natural world one labeled specimen at a time. The animals in the Roosevelt Museum of Natural History did not have asthma. They did not have anything. They held still, and they were named, and they were his. A great deal of ink has been spent on Theodore Roosevelt the naturalist, and the ink is deserved; he became a genuinely serious one. But the collection was never only science. It was the first arena, the first place a boy who could not trust his body learned that the world could be mastered by will, attention, and the willingness to handle dead things without flinching.

There was one problem with the young naturalist that no one identified for years, and it tells you something about how completely the asthma dominated the family's attention. The boy was half blind. He did not know it; how would he? A child who has never seen clearly does not know that others do. The discovery came around his thirteenth year, when he was given his first gun and found, to his bafflement, that his companions were shooting at things he could not see at all. They read a distant billboard aloud; he could not make out that there were letters on it. Spectacles followed, and Roosevelt wrote later that they opened an entirely new world to him, that he had literally not known what he was missing. It is a good story and it is true, but notice what it means: until the age of thirteen, everything (the seal, the birds, the notebooks) was accomplished by a boy working at a range of about ten feet. The myopia, like the asthma, went into the ledger of the body's betrayals. The ledger was getting long.

And then came the conversation that every Roosevelt biography must include, and this one will too, with one caution attached. It happened, if it happened as told, around 1870, when Teedie was eleven or twelve. His father took him aside and said, in words his younger sister Corinne set down decades later:

Theodore, you have the mind but you have not the body, and without the help of the body the mind cannot go as far as it should. You must make your body. It is hard drudgery to make one's body, but I know you will do it.

And the boy (in Corinne's telling, the head thrown back, the flash of teeth that sixty million Americans would later know from newsprint) answered: I'll make my body.

The caution is this: Corinne is our only source, she had the scene from their mother rather than from the room, and she was writing after her brother's death, when the story of his life had already hardened into legend and she was one of its keepers. Whether the scene unfolded in those words, in that way, no one can say. This book will make a habit of telling you when a famous moment stands on one pair of shoulders, because Theodore Roosevelt was the most gifted author of his own legend in American history, and his family learned the craft from him. But here is what does not depend on Corinne's memory: the piazza. In the year or two that followed, the open porch on the second floor of the brownstone was fitted out as a gymnasium (bars, weights, swinging rings), and the boy went at it daily, doggedly, for years. Neighbors could watch a small, wheezing, bespectacled child hauling himself up and down on the horizontal bar in all weathers. The results were slow to the point of comedy; his sisters recalled him widening his chest by fractions of an inch and treating each fraction as a campaign won. But he did not stop. That is the part that matters and the part that is documented. Whatever his father said or did not say, the son behaved for the rest of his life like a man under orders.

The orders were tested in the summer of 1872, on a stagecoach headed for Moosehead Lake in Maine, where he was being sent (alone, which was the point), for his health. He was nearly fourteen; that is his own dating of the episode, and it is the only one on offer. Two boys about his own age were on the coach, and they discovered what boys discover: that the undersized passenger with the glasses could be tormented without cost. Roosevelt, telling the story himself in his autobiography, said he finally tried to fight them and found he could not so much as hurt either one, while either could handle him, as he put it, with easy contempt, and took care to do it in a way that inflicted humiliation rather than injury, which was worse. He never forgot it. The practical result was boxing lessons with John Long, an ex-prizefighter with rooms in New York, and years of dogged, unspectacular sparring; he was never better than ordinary with his fists, and won exactly one prize in his life, a pewter mug, in a club tournament for lightweights. The deeper result is harder to measure and impossible to overstate. For the rest of his life, Theodore Roosevelt divided the world into those who could be handled with easy contempt and those who could not, and organized his existence (and eventually, this book will argue, a portion of American foreign policy) around remaining permanently, provably, in the second category. Two bullies on a Maine stagecoach have a great deal to answer for.

The family, meanwhile, went abroad, twice, and grandly. A year in Europe in 1869 and 1870, which Teedie largely hated and wheezed through, homesick and dragged through cathedrals. Then, in 1872 and 1873, something better: Egypt, and a dahabeah up the Nile, and the boy (fourteen now, spectacled now, armed now), in paradise. He shot birds along the river by the dozen and skinned them on deck, the arsenic dust rising, his mother keeping her distance; he filled notebooks; he saw the temples at Karnak by moonlight and recorded genuine awe. The family went on through the Holy Land and Syria, and then the parents deposited the three younger children in Dresden for a summer of German with a host family, where Teedie studied hard, wheezed hard, and wrote cheerful letters home between attacks. It was a nineteenth-century rich child's education, unsystematic and magnificent, and it left him with lifelong furniture: passable German, a love of the desert, and a conviction (visible already in the journals), that the world was a collection of specimens and peoples arranged in an ascending order, with people much like himself at the top. He was a boy of his class and century in this. He would grow into a man capable of building four volumes of history on it. That is a later chapter, and a colder one.

There is one more thing to say about the asthma before we let the boy grow up, and it should be said carefully. In the family's letters and diaries, later readers noticed a pattern the family itself never remarked on: the attacks had a suspicious sense of timing. They clustered before Sundays (the one day the busy father belonged wholly to his children), and they eased, again and again, not with any medicine but with the father's arrival, the father's attention, the midnight drive in the father's arms. Some modern writers have pressed this hard, toward the conclusion that the asthma was partly a summons, a sick child's way of commanding the presence of the most magnetic person in his world. This book will not press it that hard; the disease was real, the suffering was real, and diagnosing the dead across a century and a half is a game with no referee. But the correlation is in the record, and it points at something true even if the psychology stays out of reach: the illness and the father were one system. The boy fought for breath, and the father came, and the fight and the love got braided together so early and so tightly that Theodore Roosevelt would never afterward be able to tell them apart. Struggle was how you earned the great man's presence. Ease was abandonment. He would spend sixty years choosing struggle, and requiring it of his sons, and we will see, at the very end of this book, in a field in France in July of 1918, exactly what that requirement cost.

By 1876 the drudgery had produced, if not a strong young man, then a functioning one. The family had moved uptown, to a new house at 6 West 57th Street, its top floor fitted with a proper gymnasium; a tutor named Arthur Cutler had spent three years hammering the gaps out of an education that was brilliant in natural history and threadbare in mathematics; and the asthma, though it never left him (it would find him again in the White House) had loosened its grip enough for the family to risk sending him away. That fall, seventeen years old, five feet eight inches and perhaps 125 pounds, with sideburns he was proud of and glasses he no longer thought about, Theodore Roosevelt boarded the train for Cambridge, Massachusetts, and Harvard College.

He carried, among much else, a shotgun, a case of mounted birds, and the complete confidence of a boy told from the first that he was the project of a great man's love. He had made his body (that was the story), and he was already its author. What he could not know, settling into rented rooms on Winthrop Street with his specimens around him, was how little time the story had left to run before its first and worst revision. The father who had carried him through the dark had less than a year and a half to live, and the son would not be given the chance to show him anything at all.