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No. 271 · Crime · White-Collar Crime

The Fish

a biography of Victor Lustig

What the book is

Victor Lustig is the man who sold the Eiffel Tower for scrap. Paris, May 1925: forged letterhead of the Ministère des Postes et Télégraphes, five scrap dealers at a good hotel, a Deputy Director-General with confidential news that the tower was structurally finished, roughly seventy thousand francs, a bribe on top of the price as proof the deal was real, and a train to Austria. The mark's name was André Poisson — poisson, the French for fish, the word a confidence man uses for a mark. The book went looking for what stands behind that story and publishes what it found: no French police report, no contemporary item in any Paris daily, no scrap merchant of that name in the commercial register, and no source of any kind before 1961, when an American book with reconstructed dialogue and no source notes put it into print, thirty-six years after. Every retelling since is downstream of that one. The most famous confidence trick in history may itself be a confidence trick, and the mark is the reader. Nothing here establishes that the sale did not happen, only that nothing independent supports it.

Seven chapters are the documented crime: counterfeiting from about 1930 with William Watts, a Nebraska pharmacist with an engraver's hand; thousands of dollars a month for five years, moved by couriers never told where the notes came from; the arrest, a locker key in his pocket; the window he went out of the day before trial, and Pittsburgh twenty-seven days later; a guilty plea that took one afternoon, from a man whose career rested on the principle that victims do not testify. Then Alcatraz, the one place ever built where his instrument did not work — a number instead of a name, a rule of silence, men on whom charm had no purchase. He was not a count. He was a tobacco salesman's son from Hostinné, dead of pneumonia at fifty-seven in a federal medical center. A book about how unsourced detail becomes knowledge prints its gaps beside its findings.

At a glance

Subject
Victor Lustig
Shelf
Crime · White-Collar Crime
Written by
Elliot Cranmer
Chapters
21 across 226 pages
Narrated by
Alasdair Finn
Editions
EPUB · Audiobook
Authorisation
Unauthorised — no subject, estate or label had approval over the text.

Contents · 21 chapters

  1. 01HostinnéRead free
  2. 02The Scar3,388 words
  3. 03The Liners3,192 words
  4. 04Robert Duval3,877 words
  5. 05The Box3,252 words
  6. 06Paris, 19253,610 words
  7. 07Poisson3,175 words
  8. 08Twice3,107 words
  9. 09Forty Arrests, No Convictions3,547 words
  10. 10Capone3,192 words
  11. 11Chicago, 5 July 19293,717 words
  12. 12Watts. 19303,233 words
  13. 13Lustig Money3,187 words
  14. 14Billy May. 10 May 1935, New York3,164 words
  15. 15Twenty-Seven Days. 1 September 1935, the day before trial3,310 words
  16. 16The Plea. 9 December 19353,346 words
  17. 17AZ-3003,416 words
  18. 18Springfield4,144 words
  19. 19The Ten Commandments3,780 words
  20. 20Johnson and Miller3,212 words
  21. 21The Fish3,371 words

The opening chapter is published in full — read it here.

Editions

EPUB · $3.99
EPUB 3 · DRM-free · reads on Kindle, Kobo and Apple Books
ISBN 979-8-90623-551-0
Audiobook · $5.99
Unabridged · measured from the masters · read by Alasdair Finn
ISBN 979-8-90623-660-9

Questions

01

Who is The Fish about?

Victor Lustig. The title never carries the subject's name: it names one concrete thing out of the life — in this case The Fish — and the name goes on the line underneath.

02

Is this an authorised biography?

No. No subject, estate, label or foundation had approval over the text, and none paid for a word of it. The cost of that independence is that no new interviews were conducted for the book; it is built from the public record, and it says on the page where a scene is reconstructed rather than documented.

03

Can I read some of it before buying?

Yes — the whole opening chapter and the writer's foreword, free and in full, with no email address and no account. That is 5,429 words of the book.

04

How long is it?

About 70,000 words, 21 chapters, 226 pages in the paperback.

The writer

Elliot Cranmer

Elliot Cranmer is an investigative journalist who spent twelve years covering white-collar crime for ProPublica and The New York Times. His work has been shortlisted for two Loeb Awards and a National Magazine Award. He writes about money, fraud, and the systems that let both flourish.